If I were a dog,

If I were a dog I would really want to be an italian greyhound. They're slender little things, that act much more like felines. Owners say they're independent. They climb atop couches and counter tops. They bask in sunlight. Some never go outside (using litter-boxes for potty-breaks). Wouldn't that be dreamy. The thing is though, they are very fragile animals. I definitely wouldn't be an italian greyhound.

If I were a dog I would probably be a cocker spaniel. Attractive with varying personalities. Sometimes you'll get a cocker spaniel who is quirky and full of energy. Other times they will be calm and mellow. A cocker spaniel is alway loving. They are always friendly. Small but boxy. At your side.

I know too much about dogs. If you were here, I would forget about the dogs and think more about other things. If I wasn't thinking about other things, you would still listen. At least I think you would.

"I laughed and said, life is easy. What I meant was, life is easy with you here, and when you leave it will be hard again. "

(Some more MJ.)